1. Yeah I walk around with a permanent screw face! and so what? I am not on candid camera.
2. Cell phone in one hand, drink in the other. Are you working? Yeah fool cuz you see everyone else eating, talking on a cell and working at the same time. Duhhh!!!
3. Let me see, name tag, check! little walkie thingy, check! Ms. Do you work here? No am just hanging out out. I smile and point to the name tag, you think am rude. WTH??
5. Why didn't you answer your phone? Cuz I pay the high @ss bill and I do not have to answer if I do not want to.
6. You either like me or you don't. If after 20 odd years you do not realize am not warm and fuzzy, you are clueless.
7. How much I make or spend is none of your damn business unless of course you read my blog.