Sunday, April 08, 2007

Random, random, random.....

1. When you come shopping with $50 do not pick up $100 worth of clothes and come to the cash register. I do not have time to wait while you decide which top you really want, and please do not ask me if I think it is cute. Damn woman you are 40 something of a different persuasion what makes you think we like the same things. Arrrrrgggggghhhhhhh.

2. What is taking these people so long to send me my damn pay off letter. I want it and I want it now, and now.

3. Money really can't buy class.

4. Screaming kids give me a headache. Pay some attention to the damn rug rat in the stroller. He has been screaming at the top of his lungs for 5 minutes woman. I came here to work not to listen to your damn child scream and scream. You have the nerve to be on the phone totally oblivious to the screaming. WTH!!!!!!!

5. Why are you at the mall at 10 am waiting for the doors to open?

6. I asked for an oil change. Why the hell you asking me if I want some other damn package? Oil change you arseeee, and only and oil change. Do one additional thing to my car and we will have a problem.

7. Are you retarded? An almost two year old car only has 300.8 miles. You fuggin arse, it says trip B. Duhhhhhhh! Damn and you said the numbers wrong, doesn't the decimal point mean anything to you. Damn and am paying you to work on my car. There is something wrong with this picture.

4 comments:

Bklyn Diva said...

LMAO.. girl LOL this is heeelarious!!! Haahahaaa

the kid screaming in the stroller.. LOL too much!

whew.. breathe :)

Ms. MiniDucky said...

Hahahah ... we were just talking about how to handle screaming/crazy kids running around a place of business. Them AND their parents who just ignore them, and act like it's cool. Please! Check that child!

3 Things About Money said...

LOL, really loud. Your rants are so true/funny/true...thanks!

Single Ma said...

"Do one additional thing to my car and we will have a problem."

Lawd chile, I can see you now.

*lookin at him sidewayz* Don't make me check you FOOL!

Ha!

#1 & #4 - see now, THAT'S why I can't work with the general public. My mouth would get me fired. LOL