1. Am single with no kids. That means ain't got shit in the fridge but liquor, water, and cheese. Dude, you show up without notice and expect a five course meal. Talk to the stove, she is lonely as hell. Your azz should call next time.
2. Your card is 'declined'. Huh??? Fvck you looking at me like am speaking gibrish. You know your azz got bad azz credit. Stop asking me to try again. What? you think your credit will improve in 2.2 seconds. Hell Noooo.
3. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. There was no acknowledgement for my birthday or anything, but you expect a Christmas gift. Well guess what?? Am Mrs. mother freaking scrooge.
4. Rosie O'Donnell and that fvcked up hair dude Donald need to let it go already. Both of you are idiots.
5. Am not working two jobs leaving home at 8am only to return at 1am, so that you can enjoy the fruits of my labor. Did you not read no. 3. Since you do not understand plain English here goes. I ain't no bank, to be lending you money.
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7 comments:
HA! This is funny as hell especially #1 and #2. Hit that liquor and you can imagine that cheese is a full course meal!
i just stumbled upon your blog.
i was checking out some older blogs.
all i can say is i feel you.
I feel you with #3. I dated this dude for a second who was upset I didn't get him anything for his birthday when he didn't even acknowledge mine 2 weeks before. He musta been out of his mind
Funky fresh you should see the 'surprise' look on there faces.
Ohsotired thanks for visiting.
BTC I was ready to hand out a bag of coals for anyone who had the nerve to call for christmas gifts.
LMAOOOOOO!!
1. Even if I have food, yo azz bet not come looking for a meal unless you stocked the fridge or about to break me off something.
2. Show the mofo in sign language next time. Stick up ya middle finger. LOL
3. Bah humbug, biatch! HA HA
4. Why does this remind me of two bullies on the playground? The rich kid and the fat kid...battle of the...umm never mind, that was mean. LOL
5. Da fvck u askin for 'loan' when you KNOW you aint gone pay it back? Application DENIED! And why you ALWAYS askin ME? Get a job broke azz!
LOL
LMAO and that is it!!! Hahahaaaa
LMAOOOOOO I might have to do the sign language thing.
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