Real Random

1. Rachel Ray has an annoying a.zz voice.

2. Everybody and they mother have a talk show. Maybe I should get me one.

3. I choose to be home in between jobs, the bills are paid and it is not out of your pocket. Don't worry, it really is none of your business.

4. Ok so your married with child, what does that prove? I don't envy you sweetie.

5. Negro if you call my phone one more damn time, we are gonna have a problem. *wondering if e-fund is enough to bail me out of jail*.

7. My horoscope sign says Gemini. Chances are I have a multiple personality disorder.

8. My car has not moved in two days. No gas, no tolls, no nothing. Yipppeeeeee!!

9. Now that I have this much free time am spending way too much time reading celebrity gossip websites. This is my new hobby. LOL

10. "Yo, what's good?" Huh!! you kidding me right? Is that how you speak to someone on the street you donot know? I don't know what's good, but I do know what's bad. Move your dumb a.zz from my view.